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Review for Eat Some Ass

Rating: 83/100
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It’s billed as “Where Porn Girls Do The Unthinkable”, which it quite a claim to make, cause we all know these porn girls do just about anything for money. And when it comes to the Wild West that is the internet, well, it’s just that. But as the site’s name boldly claims, these girls Eat Some Ass, and, by golly, that’s exactly what they do! I dunno about you, but it’s gonna take a lot of money for my to stick my tongue in a girl’s ass…more than the owners of this site surely pay. I mean an asshole is a dirty, filthy place, and the last thing that belongs there is someone’s tongue. I was really curious to see if these guys actually pulled it off. Did they actually got the whores to Eat Some Ass, or did they let the whores cheat their members? I was soon to find out.

Once inside Eat Some Ass, I was immediately pleased with just how easy it was to poke around the site, pick the whores I wanted to watch munch on butt, and pleasure myself as they did just that. On the member’s splash page, each girl gets a six-panel picture spread, highlighting what goes down on the site. Click on a link that clearly displays her name (or the “view scene” link) and BAM! there she is: her name, age, and a well-written description of what goes down. And the nice thing here is the descriptions are actually accurate.

Wait, it gets better. For each ass eating whore, they have high-resolution stills, vidcaps, the full-length movie, as well as the movie broken up into approximately 10 meg clips. There’s two types of movies – a “hi-band” and a “DVD” file, as well as a way to grade the girls on a scale of 1 – 10. Nice! Clicking through the pics is a snap, as is the movies. I wish more sites were like this!

Can I tell you it gets better? The “hi-band” movies are WMV files (don’t worry, no DRM here) and they’re really nice. The “DVD” movies rule. They’re a full 640x480 in size, crystal clear, and very well shot. No shaky cameraman here. No cuts every 15 seconds. Overall, it made for a very pleasurable stroke session. Top off the excellent quality film clips with awesome high-resolution stills, and man…it’s tough to top this. Shit, even the vidcaps are good…even better are the vidcaps of the guy blasting into each whore’s face.

And yep, these whores really Eat Some Ass. Oh sure, a few try to cheat, but they’re caught red-handed and sternly told by the director what needs to be done. The cheaters usually end up gagging; they obviously didn’t like the job one bit (Candace Von and new cummer Tricia Davis) which might turn some of you off, but it kinda did something for me.

There’s also the whores who love eating ass, and their enthusiasm shows: Deja Dare, Sophia, Sophie Dee, and the Queen of All Ass Eaters, Kelly Wells. Latina honey Sativa Rose eats some ass, as does Cherry Poppens (no surprise here, as Cherry takes on one of the biggest black dicks I’ve seen on any site). Oh, and did I mention Angela Stone makes her pussy squirt like a firehose? That is, right after she chows on bunghole.

Looking at those names, it’s a virtual who’s-who of porn whores working these days. And each of them sucks a bit, then eats some ass, then gets fucked, before repeating everything one time, then getting blasted in the face with man-goo. Superb!

Just when I thought it was almost too good to be true, I clicked on some of the “latest updates across the Spunk Network”, just waiting to see when I was going to be asked to whip out my credit card again. The good news: I got into Spunkmouth, Jizz On My Glasses (JOMG),, and Spunkpass (which gave me access to even more sites!). The only thing I’d watch for is the small link to “bonus sites” which cost a buck each to sample.

There was only one small negative. The site’s so new, there’s not a lot of content, but they’re adding four a month. Still, the fact that I got Spunkmouth and JOMG alone made this site one of my very favorites so far for ’06!



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