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Review for Euro Humpers

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Rating: 75/100
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Euro Humpers is basically about these American college guys who go to Europe to live “the life” picking up chicks and fucking the shit out of them. That concept is pretty much a dime a dozen these days, but it’s always nice to see a new take on it anyway. The babes on this site are really hot—lots of sexy blondes and brunettes to get you off in a hurry. Let’s see if it’s as good as it looks…

Entering the site was tricky at first. I assumed that the “happy customers” link was where you log in, so I clicked on that. Nothing asked for my password, so it seemed to me that I was still logged in from another site that I had reviewed earlier in the week from this network. I continued browsing the site and preparing for this review until I realized that I couldn’t download any movies, because they wanted me to sign up. I guess that “happy customers” link is supposed to give you a preview of the site, but they’re not clear on that. If you do sign up for this one, make sure you scroll all the way down to the bottom of the tour page and click MEMBERS to log in. Avoid the confusion that I encountered!

Once you get in, the navigation is pretty straightforward. All the most recent updates are spread down the page, leading into the older ones. Each one has a huge button for pics or movies—the buttons are so giant that there’s no question about finding your way around the site. You could do it in your sleep, or completely drunk. It’s that easy. The site has been updated this month, but it was a couple of weeks ago. I can’t tell if there is a consistent update schedule here. There are only 19 updates on the site at the time of this review—here’s hoping that the site is new and consistently updating, but I can’t confirm that!

I was disappointed in the dimensions of the videos, though the quality was very good—nice and sharp. The smaller downloads looked to be about 200 x 150 pixels in resolution, and the larger ones were still only about 400 x 350 resolution. The full movies are quite a bit better, but still not what I’d expect for over 300MB—they are maybe 600 x 550 pixels at most. Great quality as far as sharpness and clarity go, and good content in the movies themselves—but the size just leaves a lot to be desired.

The full videos are between 300-350MB in size. The smallest videos are broken into segments and each one is about 25MB in size. The larger ones are about 50MB. They label each segment with the supposed size, but for some reason it’s off. For instance the smaller ones say 16MB when they’re really 25, and the larger ones say 35 when they’re really 50. That’s not really a big deal and something that you probably won’t pay attention to anyway.

I was unable to download a couple of videos from the site—looks like they were missing from the server. I’m not sure what was up with that, but I can say with certainty that it wasn’t a problem on my end. Most things worked smoothly for me—this was the only minor kink.

The photos are professional photographs rather than screencaps. At about 800 x 500 pixels in resolution, they are not quite as high as I thought they would be but still adequate. You can view them via thumbnail gallery or download the zip sets via a link at the top of the gallery page. I felt that the lighting and angles in most photos were just fine. In some of the galleries there would be a random photo inserted here and there—still of the same girl, but from earlier in the day. I would have thought it was some kind of error, but it’s in more than one photo gallery so maybe they’re just trying to break up the monotony. Somebody should tell them there’s no monotony in tits, ass, and hardcore fucking!

Your username and password will get you access to these sites: 18 Years Old, Freaks of Cock, Real Ex Girlfriends, Deep Throat Love, and Blacks in Becky. It’s a small number of sites but if your main porno interests center around hot young babes being banged by thick hard cocks, you really can’t go wrong here. You’ll inevitably be satisfied with the sites that they give you. They’re definitely worth a shot.

You’ll pay $24.94 for a one-month membership or $59.37 for a 90-day membership. You can pay via credit card or check. Honestly right now I don’t think it’s worth it to go for the 90-day one. There’s just not enough content. The one-month option is affordable and it makes sense—with the bonus sites it should be just enough to get you through a month or two at most.

Do I recommend this site? Yes. Not quite as highly as many others, but it’s still a pretty good site. filled with good content. If you’re bored with the same ol’ same ol’, this may do the trick for you. I’d give this site a 75/100. Remember to check out the sample pics via the link at the top of this review, and click the thumbnail to your left to see what the member’s section of Euro Humpers actually l looks like. Then just click the link below to join!



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