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Review for Secretary Hoes

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Rating: 82/100
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If you’ve ever fantasized about getting freaky with your secretary, or your boss’s secretary, or ANY secretary, then Secretary Hoes was made for you. The tour pages look promising, with a nicely designed layout, a ton of babes that fit the sexy secretary look, and promises of lots of “overtime work” and 100% nonstop hardcore! So let’s log in and check out that member’s section!

When you log in, you’re taken to a general page for the whole network, which really isn’t too bad since you can see all the latest updates. To get to the Secretary Hoes website, you just click the thumbnail for the site which is right on top of the page.

If you don’t care about the layout, then you won’t mind this, but the layout inside the site does not match up at all with the layout on the tour pages. That bright orange funky modern layout that was so attractive before you logged in goes away in favor of a plain black background with thumbnails all down the page. Thumbnails for the bonus sites are across the top of the page, and that’s pretty much it. I think this is the most basic of layouts that I’ve ever seen on a porno site. It’s functional but very basic. If you don’t mind that, you’re good to go.

Basically you’ve got a three-column layout with the thumbnails—they’re nice and large so you can see what’s going on in the movies and photos. There are separate thumbnails for each movie and photo set, which I think may be an attempt to make it look like there’s more content than there really is. I don’t think it’s the best way to organize it, but if you don’t mind it too much, it works.

It looks like there are a total of 32 updates on the site, but if you look again you’ll realize that there are really 27 movies and 5 photo sets. If you’re big on photos, obviously this isn’t the site for you—but I am happy to see that they have an adequate number of movies. It would get you through 30 days if you watch one per day, but with all the bonus sites you don’t even need to pace yourself. I’ll get to those in a minute.

Clicking on a movie thumbnail, you’re brought to a new page where there are thumbnails for the segments (usually about four) as well as two thumbnails that link to full downloads in WMV and MPEG format. The WMVs are a bit larger and better quality, clocking in at 640 x 480 resolution and about 220MB per full download, while the MPEGs are 480 x 360 resolution and 215MB per full movie download. The difference in download size isn’t that big, so I’d go with the WMVs. If you prefer the segments, those are usually around 30MB apiece and they are also in WMV format. The quality is great no matter which you download. They’re not quite high-def but they still look great.

Now for the photos. They are professional photos rather than screencaps, and I was pleasantly surprised by the quality here. The resolution is about 1200 x 800 for most pics, which is full screen for most of us., and larger than full screen for some. They are very crisp and clear, very high quality. They get every angle and moment of the action too, though there are only around 30 photos per set. The small number of sets on the site is disappointing however (as mentioned earlier, there are only 5 sets at the time of this review). They’re first available in thumbnail galleries, and then you have the option at the bottom of the gallery page to watch it in slideshow format, with lots of different preferences to choose from as far as photo size and speed. It’s a pretty nice feature.

There’s a great selection of bonus sites to choose from with your membership: Asian Chicks White Dicks, Sperm Blasters, Sloppy Gaggers, Like Legs, Vixen X, Over 18 Under 21, Leash Sex, Stocking Stars, Back Stabbing Sluts, Almond Tease, and Horny Tokyo. The quantity varies on each site but the quality is consistent and they all share the same layout so it’s easy to get around, pretty much a no-brainer, which I like.

The pricing for Secretary Hoes is very straightforward and reasonable. It will cost you just $29.95 for your 30-day full membership. You can join via credit card or check for that price, or by phone for $34.95. It doesn’t get any simpler than that. I think there are enough movies to justify the price, and the quality is great too, but just remember that there are very few photos on the site. That’s really the only drawback on an otherwise excellent website.

My rating for Secretary Hoes is 82/100. If they would beef the site up with a better layout, more photo sets, and dated updates, they’d get an even higher rating, but overall I really think you get a lot of good content here for a very reasonable price. I’d recommend Secretary Hoes to anybody who has always and that naughty secretary fantasy—get your rocks off tonight with this hot content that’s geared towards your wildest dreams!

Don’t forget—you can click on the link to samples at the top of this review to see a sample photo gallery from Secretary Hoes, click the thumbnail on the left near the bottom of this review for a scaled down view of the member’s section, or just click below to join right now!



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